I Read the Whole Thing 1787 Constitution T-Shirt

I Read the Whole Thing 1787 Constitution T-Shirt

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I Read the Whole Thing 1787 Constitution T-Shirt
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I Read the Whole Thing 1787 Constitution T-Shirt

I Read the Whole Thing 1787 Constitution T-Shirt

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Comfort Colors Cotton

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For the man who read all of it, including the footnotes.

This constitution shirt shows a pair of round wire reading glasses, folded on a stack of old pages, on a round badge of flag stripes and stars. I Read the Whole Thing arches over the top in navy slab type with red stripes and a worn, vintage print, and 1787 sits on its own line below. It is dry, a little smug and entirely good-humoured.

A birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for the history teacher, the civics fan or the husband who reads the long books.

The shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Each shirt's colour varies slightly
  • Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart before ordering
  • Design printed on the front

Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Printed when you order it.
Shipping & 30-day returns

Made when you order. Typically ships in 7–14 days, with another 2–5 business days for US delivery.

Fit not right or changed your mind? Request a return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unwashed; you pay return shipping. We cover the cost if your item is wrong, damaged, or defective.

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We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
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Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
Can I return a shirt if the fit is wrong?

Yes. We accept returns for fit or change of mind within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unwashed. You pay return shipping for these returns. Read the return policy.