Strata of the Suburban Lawn, Lawn Dad Shirt, Mowing Tee (Dark Colors)

For the man who mows in straight lines and then stands back to admire them.

This lawn dad shirt surveys his yard like a page from an old geology textbook. Up top, a father in a flat cap pushes a reel mower over a striped lawn. Below, the ground is cut away into seven labelled layers, each with its Latin name: The Perfect Lawn, Thatch & Clippings, Lost Household Effects, Creepy Crawlies, The Fossil Record, The Previous Owner's Mistakes and Bedrock of Paternal Pride. Down there: lost keys, the TV remote, one sock, a golf ball, worms and grubs, the family hamster under his little marker, a brick and an old paint can. Cream lines and lettering with muted earth tints, made for dark shirts.

A good one for Christmas, his birthday or Father's Day, for the dad who knows every inch of that yard.

The shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Each shirt's colour varies slightly
• Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart before ordering
• Design printed on the front

Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Printed when you order it.